Share Easter joke, WIN funny chocolate
By Design Daily Team,
Everyone loves Easter because, whether you’re religious or not, it signals chocolate and holidays. Mmm, chocolate. A while back we featured a story on designer chocolate bar company Bloomsberry & Co finding international success with its slightly naughty and very witty range of Easter chocolate designs. And now, continuing on with that line of Easter humour, we’re giving away some delicious Bloomsberry Easter prize packs.
To win, just share your best or most disgraceful Easter joke, or a link to a witty Easter picture. Go on, hop to it.
COMPETITION NOW CLOSED.
Comments
Desik
Alzheimers aint all that bad. I'm looking forward to Easter when I can hide my own Easter eggs.
Laura.T
What do you get when you pour hot water down a rabbit hole? A Hot Cross bunny.
Nat
Man stands with his arms stretched out to his side and says “What's this?” referring to his body position.
What?
A hell of a way to spend Easter
Chris
What does a bunny use when it goes swimming? A hare-net.
Amy
http://www.mycrunkspace.com/content/graphics/e1f7e45b95071292bb62ea1e6d9fb386.jpg
Darren Rae
Q: Why did a fellow rabbit say that the Easter Bunny was self-centered?
A: Because he is eggocentric.
Mark V
What do you call a line of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hareline.
the receptionist
God asks Jesus whether he would prefer to die by being nailed to a cross or stung to death by bees. After thinking for a moment Jesus chooses the cross. God asks why? Jesus replies, “Because in the future it will be easier for people to go…(makes sign of cross on body), than…(flaps arms around) when they're in church.”
shaina heperi
hahahaha
Marise
What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
The very first rabbit to lay an egg!
ck smith
Q: Do you know how bunnies stay in shape?
A: Hareobics
ed.miles
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because the chicken had his Easter eggs.
Gladys Campbell
why did the rabbit cross the road,
to see his Flat Mate.
rodney stone
what do you call a short bossy french rabbit? Napolean Bunnypart
robyncrane
http://www.easterbunnytrain.com/images/chocolate-easter-bunny.jpg
this is always my favourite easter funny :)
Mark
http://nauma.eternaldragons.net/Pictures/lolanimals/lolmisc/funny-pictures-sixties-easter-bunny.jpg
If only I was around when this bad boy was.
KW
Think I'm having an evil humour day… :)
http://www.jokeoverflow.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/cid_image021_jpg01c9fb02.jpg
tessak
what do you call an easter bunny that tells jokes? a funny bunny. what do you call a bunny with fleas? bugs bunny. how can you tell which rabbits in a group are the oldest? just look for the grey hairs.
carole
Why does the Easter bunny have a shiny nose? His powder puff is on the wrong end.
Isabelle
http://www.poddys.com/jokes/east_005.htm
http://sendables.jibjab.com/sendables/203109/happy_easter_bunny
Amelia Bell
Why did the easter egg hide?
He was a little chicken!
Jessica McKenzie
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_stT1wAC3hKw/S7j9WF6BGkI/AAAAAAAAAHM/3N_QYdae2Aw/s1600/lol-jesus-brb.jpg
I have a feeling I should be apologising for this now…. sorry
Kristy Dekker
I think this is cute:
http://www.top20fun.com/funny_jokes/1086.html
Letesha
Why did the rabbit cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Kayla Hatcher
Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A. He doesn't want the other bunnies to know that he was fooling around with the chickens.
Scott Powell
Q: What would you call the Easter Bunny if he married a chicken?
A: The very first rabbit to lay an egg!
Michelle Cleaver
Q. Why did the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
A. He didnt want the other bunnies to know that he was fooling around with the chickens.
Michelle Cleaver
Altzheimer's Advantage #2 :- You can hide your own Easter eggs
Michelle Cleaver
Q. What's invisible and smells like carrots?
A. The Ether Bunny
Anita Erceg
Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails?
To the retail store!
Linda Travers
Why did the Duck cross the road -
to prove he wasn't a chicken!!
Leanne
Did you hear about the lady whose house was infested with Easter eggs? She had to call an eggs-terminator!
Lee
A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem.
While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150.”
The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.
The undertaker asked, “Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only $150?” The man replied, “Long ago a man called Jesus Christ died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.
I just can’t take that chance.”
Nat
What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?
Hot cross bunnies!
Sara C
What is coloured and rolls around on the ocean floor?
An oyster egg
(It sounds even funnier when you say it with an piratey accent:)
Tania w
Altzheimer's Advantage:- You can hide your own Easter eggs.
Pete
Somehow it makes me laugh every time.
Pete
Forgot the link. Let's try again…
Pete
http://www.flickr.com/photos/93226150@N00/2349186059/
Tricky work this cpoy and pasting. How did my name turn into the link!
Chantelle
http://www.twistermc.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/easter-bunny.jpg
Great Easter card. :)
Toby A
http://www.twistermc.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/sorry_433245.jpg
Maria
Q. How did the eggs leave the highway?
A. They went through the “Eggs-it”.
Q. What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
A. He cracked up.
Q. Why couldn't the eggs go out on a hot summer day?
A. They were afraid they would fry!
Q. What did the egg say to the clown?
A. You crack me up!
Q. What part did the egg play in the movies?
A. He was an “Egg-stra”.
Q. What do you call a sleeping egg?
A. Egg-zosted!
Q. What did the eggs do when the light turned green?
A. They egg-cellerated.
Q. What do you call an egg who is on the computer too much?
A. An “Egg Head”.
Q. Why didn't the egg play on the computer very much?
A. His brain would be fried.
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